What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:41
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
Still no good
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
Thumbs down again.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What celebrity do you admire the most?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds